“I dunno what you’re talking about”-Aqua waves a hand at you-“A skirt would be super cute, but uhh maybe it’d weird some people out, oh flowers! “-He gets a bit excited by the idea-” Yeah, I dunno how that works, but Quick gave me some tips”
“I mean I don’t think you’ve ever gone out on a date have you? Who’re you goin’ with?” Nitro crosses his arms over his jacket. “I hope they’re cute.”
Why don’t you wear a skirt or something? I dunno, I never thought about you dressing up or anything. Why do you wanna look pretty?“I dunno would that look good?”-Aqua fixes his hat slightly in an attempt to look ‘fancier’-“Cause if I wanna get a date or something I need to look my best”
“Look your best? Aqua I dunno how you could look any better than ya are now, ya know? I mean maybe shine up your tank some or somethin’ but with your frame I imagine you’ve got sorta limited options.” He shrugs. “But I mean you’d look cute in a skirt but I dunno if you’re into that sorta thing. Maybe wear some flowers on your hat to match.” The idea seems silly to him. “But man Aqua you finally starting to date? About time.”
“I wanna look pretty, but uhh that’s kinda hard with my armour huh?”
Why don’t you wear a skirt or something? I dunno, I never thought about you dressing up or anything. Why do you wanna look pretty?
I’d like to thank my friends, all my supporters, the members of my stunt club, everyone who’s ever bought one of the movies I’ve been in, and the guy who makes my leather chaps. I couldn’t have won this without you and my backside wouldn’t have looked even half as fine.
“Not really,” Snake shrugged from under the heavy kitty blanket and suppressed a smile. This was fun! Maybe he should get out more often. “Just him. I want to meet him… because…” Snake squints, “…because… he’s the only other animal themed robot master that doesn’t drive me nuts! But he’s afraid of me for some reason.” Yeah, that was good. He looks down at Nitro with the saddest face. “Buddy up to him or something and bring him to the fortress when I find it? Or the woods, wherever he’s more comfortable. I’ll call you when I have the apron.”
alright fine whatever i’ll try and pal around with him a bit and bring him to ya when i’m all done just find my apron okay? better be spotless when i get it back… [He’s not certain this is the best idea but he figures it’ll at least keep him busy. In the meantime he’ll just use one of Quick’s aprons.]
…Huh. Snake puzzles for a minute over that and taps a finger on the side of his face in thought. What DID he want? He’d never really had this opportunity before and found himself at a complete loss… Unless. Hm. “You ever hear of a Cossack Bot named Toad Man?” Nitro did seem like the kind of bot that would have an easier time interacting with the outside world than Snake would.
yeah i think so. little green dude right? hangs out with that hornet guy. what about him? [He shifted his weight impatiently. He really, really wanted his apron back, but what could Snake possibly want with another robot, one not of Wily make, even?] i mean no guarantees but i guess i could try whatever you need. he got somethin’ you want?
Snake had started to tune out around “ever heard of me” and tuned back in just in time to hear something about doing anything to have an apron back. Lightbulb. “I haven’t seen an apron. But what would you give to have it back?” Snake asks innocently as he rests his head in a now empty hand, the apron discreetly tucked into his chest armor. And probably crumpled to shit. “I mean I am built to sneak around and map things out, no stone unturned and all that. I could try to find it for you, but you’ll have to make it worth my time.”
i dunno. what sorta stuff you like? i mean i can get my hands on just about anything if i try hard enough. clothes? food? teleporter passes? [He’s not entirely sure what a robot such as yourself would enjoy.] but i mean if you wanna look and try to find it i’m sure i could find something. that apron means a ton to me.
((ooc: Quick doodle because Plant mod…Guess who’s watching foreign soaps he can barely understand while everyone’s gone))
((“oh hey aqua small world it seems we are both in the fortress in our underwear.” jk because apparently he’s out throwing pebbles but i am dying your art is so cute))
Shit.
Snake flicked his tongue at Doesn’t-know-where-to-put-his-arms Man and glared down at him as he pulled his treasures back under the protective fleece embrace of Hello Kitty.
“None of your business, turtle wax,” Snake figuratively hissed down at the shiny little bot. “What the hell are you doing here? Are you even a robot master? You look like something Hasbro forgot to recall.”
turtle wax? do i look like a fucking turtle to you. [Obviously he doesn’t understand the insult.] yeh i’m a robot master, haven’t you ever heard of me? what do you live under a rock? i’m fucking nitroman, ya freak. you know. bigtime stunt-bot and movie star? i jump through flaming hoops and over shark tanks and basically do all the shit humans are too fragile to do ya hear?
so what’re you doin’ up there? see my apron anywhere around here? man what i would give for gettin’ that thing back… [He starts pacing, looking for it again.]
Aw Yiss, Festivals Aplenty
[It didn’t matter what sort of public event was going on, Nitro was always one to be on the scene. Naturally, he showed up sporting his latest, greatest gear and a matching paint job: His frame shone a bright grass green in the hot sun and he sported hundreds of tiny painted multi-colored flowers from head to toe. He was far from natural but damn if he didn’t look good then he didn’t know what looking good was!
But unfortunately for him, he was recognized right away by the MPD. He could have sworn he paid that speeding ticket… as soon as he showed up he had to ride off again, hiding in a bush near some cotton candy or snowcone stand or something. And with his paint job, he blended in perfectly!
This was a great chance to cause some chaos. If he couldn’t be out riding around, at least he could have a little fun in the meantime. He scooped up a handful of pebbles and began throwing them at robots walking by. With his camouflage, who would notice?]
A198: Who is the last person or robot you had a sexual thought about? Describe the thought.
Anonymousnun ya damn bizness
Snake hadn’t really, you know, thought, about stealing the apron. There was no conscious “oh hot damn is that ever an apron I should totally jack that shit”. He just had sticky fingers. Literally. Could you blame a guy for being built that way?
Un-fuckin’-fortunately before he could drag it off to his room, idly twirling it around his hand with someone’s Hello Kitty comforter over his shoulder and someone else’s open book in his other hand with “Fifty Shades of Hay” lovingly scripted over an image of a human far too fondly petting his horse’s striped nose, he’d heard footsteps approaching his exit route and jumped onto the largest fridge he could find, like a cat that had just been hit by a sriracha super soaker.
He peeks over the edge as the intruder starts wrecking the shit out of his older brothers’ kitchen and starts snickering at the thought of Flash’s ugly face when he walked in to see the mess.
He squints when the guy moves a little closer and realizes that he’s never seen this one before. Who the fuck? Snake flicks his tongue and pouts at the thought that he was a terrible intel bot. And a terrible sneak bot with the way he was leaning over the fridge watching Nitro like a needy puppy, apron balled in his fist and “romance” novel crumpling in the other. At least he had a blanket to hide under?
(Nitro finished his little moment of rage and looked around to try and find his apron again. He was sure it had to be in here somewhere. He looked up at the fridge thinking that maybe someone threw it up there as a joke because they knew he was short and saw what must have been one of the older generation robots. They had some nerve coming into the kitchen so close to the labs. What were they something special or something? If that was the case why did he not see him before?) hey. you. the hell are you doing up there?
(The stuntbot attempted to cross his arms but had forgotten that his engine compartment was in the way. He tried to fold them numerous times but eventually just put his hands on his hips instead and stared up at Snake with frustration.)
